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a face-slapping fool who eats beans and thinks they're hot no matter what
"You think you're cool? I slap my own face and eat beans while you're still figuring out your life."
He asked me out after I ate a whole can of baked beans in the grocery store.
His dating profile says: 'I'm pansexual, but only if you're willing to eat beans with me.'
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a guy who thinks whale butts are the best thing ever and has a nose that looks like a penis
He stared at a whale for 10 minutes and said, 'This is the best day of my life.'
He walked into a museum and asked if they had a whale butt exhibit.
He texted me: 'I saw a whale butt today. I'm in love.'
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