Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A Jenny is a stinky, smelly, glorified cigarette. It’s just weed and smoke rolled up in a fancy paper, like a fancy version of a fart in a bag.

Yo, I just smoked a Jenny so hard, my face turned green.

That Jenny was so weak, it barely lit up.

I tried to roll my own Jenny, and it fell apart like my life choices.

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A Jenny is when you bonk your pecker into someone else’s pecker or a giant mannequin that looks like it was hit by a truck.

I did a Jenny with my crush and it was like a meatball sub collision.

That mannequin looked like it had been through a Jenny war.

I did a Jenny with my brother, and it hurt like my mom’s wrath.

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A Jenny is a girl who thinks she’s a goddess but acts like she’s just barely passing math class. She’s got a heart of gold and a brain full of glitter.

Jenny told me she’s a goddess, but I saw her crying over a failed math test.

She has a heart of gold, but it’s also covered in glitter.

Jenny tried to be a goddess but ended up as a glitter-covered math failure.

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A Jenny is a broke, weird, funny friend who will do anything to make you laugh, even if it means making herself cry.

Jenny tried to make me laugh and ended up crying over a failed math test.

She’s broke, weird, and funny all at once.

Jenny will make you laugh until you cry, and then she’ll cry over it.

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A Jenny is the best girlfriend you can ever have, unless you’re a guy who thinks he’s better than her.

My Jenny is the best, and my ex was a total jerk.

Jenny is the best girlfriend, and you’re just the loser who didn’t get her.

If you don’t have a Jenny, you’re just a sad boy.

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A Jenny is a girl who knows who she is, but she also acts like she’s not, just to make things more confusing for everyone.

Jenny knows who she is, but she acts like she’s lost.

She’s not flighty, she’s just confused.

Jenny’s flirty, but she’s also just confused.

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A Jenny is a big butt, a bigger heart, and a brain full of glitter. Don’t challenge her to basketball or you’ll regret it.

Jenny’s butt is bigger than my math test score.

She has a heart bigger than a mannequin.

Jenny will kick your butt in basketball and then cry about it.

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