A Jena Move

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When you act like you're super smart but you mess it up so bad it’s like you were born in a dumpster.
I knew the answer was 42 but I wrote 24 and cried.
She said the sky was blue but drew it purple and screamed at the sun.
He tried to fix the Wi-Fi but unplugged the router and yelled at the wall.
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You see it coming like a truck and you still run into it headfirst like a idiot.
I saw the test was easy but I studied for a math exam and got a D.
He knew the game was over but kept playing like he was still in the first round.
She knew the movie was bad but watched it twice and cried.
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You act like you’re the king of the hill but you trip and fall into a mud pit.
He said he’d win the race but tripped over a dog and fell into a puddle.
She thought she’d ace the quiz but spilled coffee on her paper and screamed.
He tried to impress the class but fell out of his chair and made a mess.
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You think you’re the best but you mess it up so bad it’s like you were hit by a bus.
He thought he’d be the best at the contest but forgot his lines and cried.
She knew the answer but wrote it wrong and flipped her table.
He tried to impress the crowd but fell off the stage and yelled at the lights.
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You’re so sure you’re right but you mess it up so bad it’s like you were born in a trash can.
He knew the answer was 2 + 2 = 4 but wrote 2 + 2 = 6 and cried.
She thought she’d win the game but lost because she forgot to bring the ball.
He tried to fix the problem but made it worse and yelled at the computer.
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You see it coming like a hurricane and you still walk into it like a moron.
He knew the test was going to be hard but didn’t study and got a F.
She saw the storm coming but ran into the street and got soaked.
He knew the dog was mad but walked into the kitchen and got bitten.
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