A Jay and Silent Bob

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The guy who gives you weed or any supplement that gets you high. He’s like your dealer, but worse.
Jay: 'Fifteen bucks, little man!'
Jay: 'I think I wanna know ya, know ya, yeah.'
Jay: 'Yo lemme get a nickel bag...'
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Jay is a loudmouth, high all the time, and he yells at everything. He also talks way too much when he’s high.
Jay: 'Fuck, fuck fuck. Mother mother fuck...'
Jay: 'Smokin weed, smokin whiz, doin coke n drinkin beers.'
Jay: 'Rollin blunts n smokin em... Who smokes da blunts? We smoke da blunts.'
3
Silent Bob is the genius who barely talks, but when he does, he threatens your whole life.
Silent Bob: 'All you motherfuckers are gonna pay.'
Silent Bob: 'We're gonna make 'em eat our shit.'
Silent Bob: 'Then you're all you motherfucks are next.'
4
Jay and Silent Bob are the two coolest stoners in the world. They smoke blunts and make movies.
Jay: 'We smoke da blunts.'
Silent Bob: 'We’re gonna make 'em eat our shit.'
Jay: 'Yo lemme get a nickel bag...'
5
They are the two best friends who sell drugs and hang out at the quickstop, being super annoying and high all the time.
Jay: 'Fifteen bucks, little man!'
Silent Bob: 'All you motherfuckers are gonna pay.'
Jay: 'I think I wanna know ya, know ya, yeah.'
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They are the two most famous stoners who have been in almost every movie Kevin Smith made. They are cool, but really loud.
Jay: 'Smokin weed, smokin whiz, doin coke n drinkin beers.'
Silent Bob: 'We’re gonna make 'em eat our shit.'
Jay: 'Rollin blunts n smokin em... Who smokes da blunts? We smoke da blunts.'
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Jay and Silent Bob are the two most famous potheads who live at the quickstop. They’re dumb but they’re cool.
Jay: 'Fifteen bucks, little man!'
Jay: 'I think I wanna know ya, know ya, yeah.'
Silent Bob: 'All you motherfuckers are gonna pay.'
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