Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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The art of complaining about stuff that doesn't matter while acting like it's the end of the world.

Why is the milk not in the fridge?! I'm gonna die!!

I got a B+ on my math test. My life is over.

The pizza didn't have extra cheese. I'm gonna cry.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

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Giving head while eating a sandwich and pretending it's a normal thing to do.

I'm giving head with a mouth full of tuna and I'm fine.

Why is Sylvia in my mouth? I don't even know her.

I gave head while eating a sandwich and now I'm famous.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

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A guy who talks trash but is actually a softie. He’s got a heart of gold and a brain full of garbage. He’s the kind of guy who says ‘you’re beautiful’ and means it.

You’re beautiful, not hot, and I mean it.

I’m a softie inside, but I’ll still trash talk you.

I’m loyal to my friends and I’ll protect them like a boss.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

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The act of flexing your biceps in an arm wrestle and being a total diva if you win. If you lose, you throw a tantrum and eat a whole pizza.

I flexed my arm and won. I’m a legend.

I lost the arm wrestle. I threw a tantrum and ate a pizza.

I flexed my arm, and I was the best person ever.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

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The most awesome person ever. They have a loud mouth and a loud bass. They’re the kind of person who makes you feel like you can take on the world.

I’m awesome and I know it.

I’m the heaviest bassist and I’m not even sorry.

I play bass so loud, the neighbors called the cops.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

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The guy who is perfect in every way. He’s chill, he listens, and he’s the kind of person who will stay with you through thick and thin. He’s got a heart of gold and a brain that’s full of secrets.

He’s the best friend anyone could ever want.

He listens and never judges you. He just challenges you.

He’s protective of his family and his wife will be the luckiest person in the world.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

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A religion where everyone is a follower. If you believe in something, you’re a Jasonist. It’s a cult, but it’s also kinda cool.

I believe in pizza, so I’m a Jasonist.

If you believe in anything, you’re a follower of Jasonism.

Jasonism is the best religion, and I’m not even sorry.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago