Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A James moment is when James posts something so cringe and hot it makes your brain melt like a bad pizza.

James posted a picture of his cat wearing a tutu and a strapon.

James texted his mom 'I luv u so much' in all caps.

James tried to explain quantum physics to a 3rd grader during lunch.

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A James moment is when someone does something so dumb it makes your face look like a sad potato.

My friend ate a whole sandwich in one bite and it looked like he was choking on a brick.

I yelled 'I love you' at a stranger in the middle of the grocery store.

I tried to dance to 'Baby Shark' in front of my teacher.

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A James moment is when someone gets their butt kissed by a cock like it’s a birthday gift.

My friend got butt fucked by a guy in the back of the classroom.

I saw my cousin get cocked up like he was a human meatball.

My dog got butt kissed by a guy wearing a hat made of socks.

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A James moment is when someone does something stupid in front of a teacher and gets yelled at like they're a bad student.

I spilled my juice on the teacher’s shirt and said 'I’m sorry, sir.'

I tried to draw a mustache on the teacher’s face with a marker.

I yelled 'You’re the worst teacher ever!' in the middle of class.

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A James moment is when you take so long to turn in Civ 6 that it feels like you're dying from the stress.

I took 15 minutes to build a single building and my brain exploded.

I spent 2 hours choosing a random tree and it was the worst decision ever.

I got yelled at by my game for taking too long to click a button.

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A James moment is when someone says something so dumb it makes your brain hurt like you were hit by a bus.

I told my teacher 'I like math because it’s easy and it smells like cheese.'

I said 'I’m a ninja and I can teleport.' in the middle of the hallway.

I asked my dog if it wanted to play chess and it just stared at me.

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A James moment is when you try to swear but you say it all wrong and it makes your brain scream.

I said 'Shut your shitting hell up!' and no one understood me.

I yelled 'F*** your b***h!' and my teacher got mad at me.

I tried to say 'D*** it all!' but I said 'D*** it a***!' instead.