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To jizz in a place you're not supposed to be
My cousin got caught jizzing in a library. He got a ticket.
I jizzed in a church. The priest gave me a warning.
My brother jizzed in a restaurant. The waiter threw him out.
A James Bond
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The smoothest spy ever. He kills people and still gets laid. He's got a license to kill and a license to get laid.
Bond kills a guy and still gets the girl. He's a legend.
He kills people and still looks good. That's Bond.
He's a spy, a killer, and a heartthrob. That's Bond.
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A guy who knocks out 5 girls in one movie. He's a beast.
He knocked out 5 girls in one movie. That's not normal.
He's got a lot of girls. He's like a beast.
He's got a lot of girls. He's got a lot of problems.
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A guy who gets laid a lot and talks smooth.
He talks smooth and gets laid a lot. That's Bond.
He's got smooth talk and a lot of layin'. That's Bond.
He's got the smooth talk and the layin'. That's Bond.
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He gets more pussy than you or I. A lot more.
He gets more pussy than me. I'm jealous.
He gets more pussy than I ever will. I'm doomed.
He gets more pussy than you. You're doomed.
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A dude who gets laid in every single movie. He's got a layin' schedule.
He gets laid in every movie. That's a lot of layin'.
He's got a layin' schedule. That's Bond.
He gets laid in every movie. He's a legend.
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A secret agent who kills people and has a cool gun. He's the best.
He kills people with a cool gun. That's Bond.
He's got a cool gun and a cool job. That's Bond.
He's the best secret agent ever. That's Bond.