A Jam Sandwich

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Taking old cruddy blood from a dead person and squishing it between two pieces of bread like it's the last meal before the apocalypse. You eat it like you just won the lottery.

I ate a jam sandwich and it tasted like my cousin's period blood after a zombie apocalypse.

My grandma makes jam sandwiches and calls it breakfast. I call it a nightmare.

I tried to eat a jam sandwich and it came out of my nose. It was glorious.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

An ancient snack made by Romans who were probably high on wine and thought it was smart. It’s just bread and jam, but it makes people go crazy for some reason.

My teacher said the jam sandwich was invented by Romans. I believe her because she said it’s also made of wine and bad decisions.

I think the jam sandwich is a Roman invention. I also think the Romans were drunks.

The jam sandwich is so ancient, it probably taught the Romans how to drink.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

When three guys do a butt stuff dance and the middle guy gets a butt full of blood and cries like a baby. It’s a sandwich, but it’s also a party.

My friends did a jam sandwich and the middle guy cried. I laughed so hard, I vomited.

At the gym, three guys did a jam sandwich and it looked like a horror movie.

My brother did a jam sandwich with my uncle. My mom called the cops.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A police car that looks like it was painted by a drunk kid with a crayon. It’s called a jam sandwich because it’s orange and it’s probably full of cops who hate your life.

The jam sandwich pulled me over and said I was going too fast. I was going 5 mph.

My dad got pulled over by a jam sandwich and he yelled, 'I didn't do anything!'

The jam sandwich police car chased me through the park and I got a ticket.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

What you eat when you’re so drunk you can’t even tell your feet from your hands. Just throw bread in a ball and eat it like it’s the last thing on Earth.

I ate a jam sandwich at 3 AM and it was the best thing ever. I don’t remember why.

My friend ate a jam sandwich after a night of drinking and cried. I think he liked it.

I threw bread into a ball and ate it like it was the end of the world.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Take two pieces of bread and cram them together like they owe you money. It’s called a jam sandwich and it might be the best thing since sliced bread.

I took two pieces of bread and jammed them together. It was like a miracle.

My brother jammed two pieces of bread together and said it was the best thing he ever did.

I jammed two buns together and dipped them in barbecue sauce. It was like heaven.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

So good, it’s like happiness got a second chance. It’s a sandwich, but it’s also a life-changing experience.

I ate a jam sandwich and it felt like I won the lottery and got a hug from my mom.

My life changed when I ate a jam sandwich. I now believe in miracles.

The jam sandwich was so good, I cried and it tasted like happiness.

by Slangipedia 16d ago