a jallen

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A guy who’s kinda fit but looks like he was hit by a truck and then stepped on by a donkey.

'He’s a jallen, I swear, I’ve seen him eat a whole pizza and still do push-ups.'

'He’s like a sausage that’s been stepped on and then fried.'

'He’s the reason why the gym has a no-screaming rule.'

A human who thinks they’re Einstein but can’t even spell 'Einstein' right. They also think they can beat you at chess while explaining the theory of relativity.

'He says he’s the best at chess but lost to a kid who uses a calculator.'

'He tried to explain the solar system with a whiteboard and a napkin.'

'He thinks he’s a genius but got a D in math.'

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A gay guy who yells at his screen like it owes him money, cums on himself mid-game, and thinks he’s the best at everything even though he makes his own snow out of dirt.

'He cums on himself while playing Fortnite and screams, 'I’m the king of the world!''

'He makes his own snow with a mop and a bucket. It’s called 'dirt-snow.''

'He tried to be a weeger but just yelled 'I don’t give two shits' and cried.'

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A guy who eats like a horse, plays games like a beast, never backs down, and is the kind of guy who would die for you and then eat your leftovers.

'He eats three burgers, plays 12 hours of Fortnite, and still beats me at chess.'

'He once saved me from a gang and then ate my lunch.'

'He’s like a bear who also plays video games and eats pizza.'

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A dance so loud and so bad it’s like a parade in a sock. You can hear it from space and it hurts your ears.

'He did a dance in the middle of the classroom and the teacher screamed, 'What is this madness?''

'He danced so bad the lights went out and the ceiling fell down.'

'He danced in the middle of the park and a dog ran away from him.'

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A teacher who sleeps through class, yells at you for no reason, and gives you a zero just because you smiled at him.

'He fell asleep during the test and woke up to yell at me for not getting a question right.'

'He gave me a zero because I smiled at him and said, 'I don’t give two shits.''

'He failed me for no reason and said, 'You’re not smart enough for this class.'

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A hot guy who’s always on TikTok, hates people, thinks he’s a fighter, and has a penis so big it could be a spaceship.

'He posts on TikTok every day and says, 'I don’t like anyone.''

'He fights in the gym and says he’s the best fighter in the world.'

'His penis is so big it could go to the moon.'

by Slangipedia 6d ago