A Jake the snake

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A Jake the snake is a hot guy who every girl wants to date and every boy wants to punch in the face
My crush is a Jake the snake and I'm gonna fight him for it
He's a Jake the snake and I'm jealous he has a six-pack
That Jake the snake just asked me out and I'm too nervous to say no
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Jake the snake is a legend in Cranford. He's got a huge cock, super strength, and the power to make girls go crazy. But if old people call the cops, he goes down like a sack of potatoes
Jake the snake just flexed and I want to cry
He’s a Jake the snake and he made my sister swoon
Old Mrs. Smith called the cops and Jake the snake got busted
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Jake the snake is a game where you jump over a rope, and the rope is a guy named Jake who’s probably the worst at the game
I lost to Jake the snake and he laughed in my face
Jake the snake is the worst and I’m the best
I jumped over Jake the snake and he fell on his face
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Jake the snake is a total loser. He’s a leech, a fag, a twig, and thinks he’s funny with his stupid arm trick
Jake the snake is a loser and I’m better than him
He’s a Jake the snake and I can beat him any day
Jake the snake thinks he’s cool but he’s a total dork
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Jake the snake is a fake dean who lies to students and doesn’t care if they die walking to class
That Jake the snake lied to us and we had to walk 10 miles
Jake the snake is a fraud and we all know it
He’s a Jake the snake and we’re all going to die
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Jake the snake is a weakling who gives up in a boxing match and then talks like he could’ve beaten the Terminator
Jake the snake quit and said he could’ve beaten the Terminator
He’s a Jake the snake and he’s a total coward
Jake the snake lost and still thinks he’s the best
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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