A Jake Lockley

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A Jake Lockley is a crazy part of a brain that acts like a weirdo version of Moon Knight. It wears a stupid hat and fake mustache, and it will do anything to keep Steven and Marc from getting killed, even if it means getting stuck in a sarcophagus like a f***ing meatball.
'I’m not evil, I just have a fake mustache and a death wish.', Jake Lockley, after getting trapped in a sarcophagus
'I fronted for you in therapy, Doc, and I still got a fake mustache.', Jake Lockley, being a total f***ing mess
'I’m not evil, I’m just a guy with a hat and a death wish.', Jake Lockley, during a post-credit scene f***up
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Jake Lockley is a brain part that hates being ignored, especially after seeing a pint of water. It’s like when you see water and you’re like, 'I need to show my pecker to the world, now!'
'I pulled out my pecker after seeing a pint of water. Thanks, Jake Lockley.', A man in a bar
'Water? I don’t need water, I need my pecker out.', Jake Lockley, being a total f***ing idiot
'That pint of water was a sign. I had to show my pecker.', A guy who’s clearly not sane
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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