A Jahi

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A huge black pig who loves to suck faces and smells like old gym socks. She’s the type to sit in your lap and eat your whole lunch.
Yo, that A Jahi came in here like she owned the place and ate my burger like it was a sandwich for dogs.
She stank so bad I had to hold my breath just to talk to her.
A Jahi walked in and my dog ran out. I think he was scared of her breath.
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A boss king who throws money around like it’s confetti. He’s the reason your whole family doesn’t starve and they know it.
That A Jahi dropped a stack of cash on my table like I was a beggar.
He’s the reason my mom doesn’t have to work three jobs. A Jahi is my king.
He’s rich and he lets me eat. I call that a king.
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A handsome black guy who looks like a fresh loaf of bread. He goes to church and doesn’t mess around. He’s smart and doesn’t get in trouble.
He came to church and my aunt swooned like she saw Jesus.
That A Jahi didn’t even get in trouble when he snatched the teacher’s pen.
He’s smart and cute. I’m in love.
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A state of being so wasted you can’t move. Like you were hit by a truck and then told to dance.
That A Jahi drank so much he was dead and still plugged into a machine.
I saw him drunk and he couldn’t even stand up. He looked like a zombie.
He was so wasted he had to be kept alive by a machine. That’s A Jahi.
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A piece of trash who talks too much and thinks she’s the best thing since sliced bread.
That A Jahi came in and talked my whole lunch out of my mouth.
She’s so trashy, even the trash can avoids her.
A Jahi is like a broken phone. It doesn’t work and it doesn’t shut up.
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A big guy with a big member and a big criminal record. He’s the kind of guy who robs banks and doesn’t even think about it.
That A Jahi robbed a bank and didn’t even blink.
He’s got a felony list longer than my math homework.
He’s got a big member and a big mind for crime.
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A cool dude who loves money and knows how to make you feel good. He’s the kind of guy you want on your team.
That A Jahi hit me with a sweet vibe and I couldn’t say no.
He’s got the money and the moves. I’m stuck on him.
He’s cool, rich, and he won’t let you down.
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