a Jaffry

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A Jaffry is a human who thinks the moon is made of expired pizza and still claims to be smart. They’re like a brain in a blender, and the blender is broken.
My cousin is a Jaffry. He tried to explain gravity by throwing a shoe at me.
The Jaffry in my class thinks 2 + 2 is 5 because he counted on his fingers and got confused.
I saw a Jaffry on the bus. He said the bus driver was a ghost.
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A Jaffry is a weirdo who rides a scooter like it’s a horse and thinks everyone is laughing at him. He’s the human version of a confused chicken.
That Jaffry zoomed past me on his scooter and yelled, ‘I’m faster than your dad!’
The Jaffry in our neighborhood wears a hat made of socks and a scarf made of socks.
I saw a Jaffry doing a wheelie and falling into a puddle. He didn’t care.
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