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A Jacob Bryan friendship is when two people become best friends after one films the other jerking off to a Nazi book and then forces them to be a slave for life.
Jacob: 'You’re my sex slave now.' Bryan: 'I swear I’ll die before I let you film me again.'
Bryan: 'I’ll pay you 50% of my wages.' Jacob: 'You’re paying me with your dignity.'
Jacob: 'We’re best friends now.' Bryan: 'I’m still your slave.'