a jackie chan

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When a woman gives you a blow job and whacks your nuts like she's trying to break them with her fists
My girlfriend did this after I told her I'd take her to the mall
He got a jackie chan from the barista at Starbucks
My brother got a jackie chan from his mom because he forgot his birthday
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The only man who can beat ten guys with just a shoe and a broom like he's got nothing better to do
He took down a whole gang with a broom and a shoe
At the gym, he kicked ten guys with just a broomstick
He beat up my uncle with a shoe and a broomstick
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An awesome Asian guy who kicks ass in movies and makes you laugh while doing it
He fights like a madman and makes you laugh
He's the best at action and comedy
He's the reason I watch movies
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The only guy who can make you laugh while fighting like a crazy man
He made me laugh while kicking ten guys
He fights like a lunatic and makes me laugh
He's the funniest action star ever
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Bruce Lee might be faster but Jackie Chan can take down a whole gang with just a tie and a shoe
He took down ten guys with a shoe and a tie
He beat up my cousin with just a shoe
He uses stuff like ties and shoes to fight
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The only man who could be better than Chuck Norris and still make sense
He's better than Chuck Norris and still makes sense
He's like Chuck Norris but with style
He could beat Chuck Norris and still have time for breakfast
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A word you use when you do something wild and crazy that looks like it came out of a movie
I did a jackie chan in traffic and almost got hit by a bus
She did a jackie chan on the stairs and broke her ankle
He did a jackie chan in the kitchen and knocked over a whole shelf
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