A Jackalpterodactyl

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These are people who slide in like a thief in the night and mess everything up. They think they're the boss of everyone and will do anything, steal your stuff, lie through their teeth, or even take your kid and sell them for drugs.
I just got my kid taken by a jackalpterodactyl and now I'm out $200 and my kid's in trouble.
This guy showed up and took my lunch money, then told me I owed him.
She took my baby, my dog, and my last piece of pizza.
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They’re like a snake in the grass, sneaky, selfish, and ready to stab you in the back. They’ll blame you for everything, cry like a baby, and guilt-trip you until you give them everything.
He cried and said I owed him money for no reason at all.
She blamed me for her bad grades and took my snack.
He made me feel guilty for something I didn’t even do.
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These people are like a bad dream, they show up and ruin your day. They’ll steal your stuff, make you feel bad, and run off with your kid just to get high.
She took my kid and ran off with him for a hit of weed.
He stole my phone and said I owed him for it.
He showed up, took my dog, and left me with a headache.
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They’re the worst kind of people, always looking for a way to cheat, lie, and take what’s not theirs. They’ll even take your kid just to get a little high.
He took my kid and gave him a hit of weed for good measure.
She lied and said I owed her money for no reason.
He cheated on a test and made me feel bad about it.
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These people are like a greasy, smelly, lying snake, always ready to steal your stuff and make you feel bad about it. They’ll even take your kid just to get a little high.
He took my kid and got high with him.
She stole my lunch and said I owed her.
He made me feel bad and took my snack.
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They are the worst kind of people, lazy, greedy, and always looking for a way to cheat and steal. They’ll even take your baby and sell it for drugs.
He took my kid and sold him for drugs.
She stole my money and said I owed her.
He cheated on the test and took my snack.
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