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When you let your guts explode on your grandma's face during her wake because you're too messed up to care
I saw him poop on his aunt's casket and then laughed like a madman
At the funeral, I pooped on my mom's head and said 'That's how you say goodbye'
He peed and pooped on his grandma's face and called it a tribute
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When you take a massive dump on your mum’s corpse and then slap her face like she’s still alive
I sat on my mum’s chest and let it all out like she was a toilet
He took a dump on his mum’s body and yelled 'You’re not going anywhere!'
She was dead, and he still tried to make her eat his lunch
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When you poop so hard on your mum’s body it looks like she got hit by a truck and then you high-five the corpse
He pooped so much it looked like his mum had been run over by a bus
I took a dump on my mum’s body and then gave her a high-five
She was dead, but he still made her eat his lunch and then pooped on her face
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