a jack barnard

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A man poops on another man then slaps it and eats the gross mess while both are wearing clogs
My cousin did a jack barnard on my brother at the park. I had to leave before I puked.
My dad did a jack barnard on my uncle during a family dinner. The whole table was horrified.
At the gym, my friend did a jack barnard on some guy. The guy cried like a baby.
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When a guy takes a dump on another guy then slaps it and licks the mess while both are wearing clogs
I saw my teacher do a jack barnard on the principal. The principal ran out of the room screaming.
My brother did a jack barnard on my friend during a game. He lost the game and his dignity.
My friend did a jack barnard on my mom. She threw a sock at him.
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When two guys in clogs poop on each other then slap and lick the mess like it’s a delicacy
My dad did a jack barnard on my uncle at the store. The store manager called the cops.
At the bus stop, my friend did a jack barnard on some kid. The kid cried and ran home.
During a sleepover, my brother did a jack barnard on me. I’ve been haunted by it ever since.
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A guy poops on another guy, hits it with his hand, and then eats the mess while both are wearing clogs
My mom did a jack barnard on my aunt. My dad had to take her to the hospital.
At school, my friend did a jack barnard on my teacher. The teacher gave him a zero.
During a game show, my brother did a jack barnard on the host. The host quit on the spot.
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When two guys in clogs take turns pooping on each other and then slap and lick the mess like it’s a challenge
My uncle did a jack barnard on my dad during a family reunion. The reunion ended early.
My friend did a jack barnard on me during a video call. My mom walked in and yelled.
At the mall, my brother did a jack barnard on some guy. The guy screamed and ran out.
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When a guy poops on another guy, hits it with his hand, and then licks the mess while both are wearing clogs
My dad did a jack barnard on my uncle during a video call. My mom had to leave the room.
At the park, my friend did a jack barnard on some kid. The kid’s mom came running.
During a game, my brother did a jack barnard on me. I lost the game and my lunch.
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