a j & s

It’s when you’re all by yourself, feeling like a loser, and high as a kite. Also the name of a song that sounds like it was made by a guy who never got laid.

It’s when you’re just saying something, like you don’t even care if it’s true. It’s lazy, but it’s also kind of cool.

It’s when you’re getting high and doing it with someone. Also, sex. If you’re not doing both, you’re doing it wrong.

It’s when you’re a ginger, a Jew, and a Jersey guy. It’s stupid, but it’s also a South Park reference. Who cares if it doesn’t make sense? It’s Eric Cartman.

They’re soulmates, but they’re also total jerks. They break each other’s hearts, but they still come back like it’s nothing. They’re stubborn as hell.

They’re the best ship ever. They’re like the best friends and the best lovers. They never fight, and they’re always happy. They’re perfect.

It’s like magic, or maybe a fairy tale. They love each other so much, they have the best sex ever, and it’s like they’re the only people in the world. They’re legends.