A+ in cute school

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A+ in cute school is when someone or something looks so damn adorable it makes you want to punch the world.
My neighbor's dog just waddled into my house like it owned the place.
My cousin's baby niece smiled at me and I instantly cried like a f***ing baby.
That cat in the coffee shop stared at me like I had stolen its last muffin.
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Getting an A+ in cute school means you're so cute you could make a f***ing saint cry.
My friend’s pet parrot just said 'hello' in 5 different languages and I was shocked.
That kid in my class wore a unicorn onesie and I lost my mind.
My grandma’s cat sat on my face and I didn’t move because it was too cute.
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A+ in cute school is when you're so adorable it feels like the universe is f***ing you.
That puppy at the park looked at me like I was its long-lost best friend.
My brother’s toddler daughter waved at me and I nearly f***ing died.
That duck in the pond waddled by like it was royalty.
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