a husky

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When your heart goes haywire and your mood turns into a screaming match with no real reason.
My mom went from happy to yelling at the TV in 2 seconds. A husky.
He just got a B and turned into a screaming banshee. Classic husky.
She saw a spider and had a full-blown meltdown. Husky much?
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A slow-burn insult used on fat kids who think they're cool. Takes hours to hit and it’s brutal.
That husky joke on the bus? It took 2 hours to hit him. Poor guy.
She got called a husky during lunch and didn’t even know why until gym.
He ate a whole pizza and still got called a husky. It’s a slow burn.
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A fat person who still thinks they’re fit. They’re like a pizza with a salad on top.
He eats a whole bag of chips and still says he’s healthy. A husky.
She’s round like a donut but still claims to be fit. Husky much?
He runs a mile and still calls himself a fitness guru. Classic husky.
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A dog that looks like a wolf but is basically a furball that can survive the Arctic. And it’s got a nice voice.
That dog looked like it came from the snow and could survive a blizzard. A husky.
It’s got the voice of a god and the look of a wolf. Husky.
That dog’s got fur like a snowstorm and a voice that could melt ice. Husky.
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What moms say to their sons when they’re fat and think they’re not.
My mom said, 'You're a husky!' in front of my whole class. It was brutal.
He said he wasn’t fat, and his mom called him a husky. Classic.
That mom called him a husky when he said he wasn’t fat. She’s a beast.
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The mascot of a college that looks like a big, loud, furry animal that yells at people.
That mascot looked like a giant, loud, furry animal that hates everyone.
He ran around like a maniac and yelled at the crowd. Husky mascot for life.
The mascot of Northern Illinois University is a giant furball who roars at people.
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A person who’s like a meatball but still has a nice shape.
He’s round like a meatball but still has a nice shape. A husky.
That guy looks like he’s been stuffed with bread and still looks good. Husky.
She’s like a meatball with a salad on top. A husky.
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