Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A Hurst is a guy who thinks Gembrook is the best place ever and acts like everyone else is living in a trash can.

My cousin is a Hurst. He thinks Gembrook is the center of the universe.

I tried to move to Gembrook. Now I live in a trash can.

My Hurst friend eats lunch in a trash can and calls it 'Gembrook energy.'

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A Hurst is the kind of person who makes your heart skip a beat and your brain shut down at the same time.

My Hurst is so hot, I once forgot to breathe.

I saw a Hurst in the grocery store, and I fell in love with the bread aisle.

My Hurst walks in, and I forget how to talk.

3

To be a Hurst is to sit in your dorm room in boxers, looking like you just walked out of a trash can, while everyone else is dressed like they care.

My Hurst friend sits in his dorm room in boxers like he owns the place.

I saw a Hurst on the elevator in boxers, and I almost screamed.

My Hurst roommate wears boxers to class and calls it 'fashion.'

4

Hurst is the best suburb in Fort Worth, and if you don’t live there, you’re just a sad person who doesn’t know where the best pizza is.

Hurst has the best pizza, and you’re just sad if you don’t live there.

I live in Hurst, and I have the best pizza. You’re just sad.

Hurst is like a pizza party for the whole DFW area, and you’re just standing outside the door.

5

A Hurst is a person who thinks it’s cool to poop in bushes like it’s some kind of secret society.

My Hurst friend poops in bushes and calls it 'nature.'

I saw a Hurst poop in a shrub, and I almost cried.

My Hurst brother poops in bushes like it’s a job.

6

A Hurst is a teacher who you love but also kind of hate because he’s always watching you.

Mr. Hurst watches me like a hawk. I can’t even breathe.

I love Mr. Hurst, but he’s also kind of a hawk.

Mr. Hurst is my teacher, and he knows everything about me.

7

A Hurst is a school that sounds fancy but is just a bunch of people who think they’re special.

Rockhurst is a Hurst, and I don’t care if it’s fancy.

My Hurst school is just a bunch of people who think they’re special.

I go to a Hurst, and I still think it’s just a bunch of people who think they’re special.