a humbug

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A total liar who talks out of both sides of their mouth and takes your money while doing it.

My gym teacher is a humbug. He promised me abs if I did 100 push-ups. I did them. He didn’t show up.

My uncle sold me a used car and said it had a brand new engine. It had a dead raccoon inside.

My mom said she’d stop yelling at me if I cleaned my room. I cleaned it. She yelled at me harder.

A German word that means nonsense, and if you say it loud enough, it might wake up the ghost of your last math teacher.

I told my brother, 'Humbug!' after he tried to convince me that 2 + 2 = 5 just to get out of doing his homework.

My teacher said 'Humbug!' when I turned in a poem about dinosaurs wearing hats instead of a math test.

My friend said 'Humbug!' when I told her my pet goldfish is a wizard.

When you’re so disappointed you want to scream, throw a pillow, and maybe eat a whole cake in one sitting.

I got a C on my science test. I did the humbug dance in my bedroom and screamed at my textbook.

My friend said I was going to win the spelling bee. I didn’t. I did the humbug dance in the hallway.

My dog ate my math homework. I did the humbug dance in front of the whole class.

A huge fight between two groups, like when your best friend’s cousin’s group shows up at your lunch table and starts yelling.

My rival group showed up at the pizza place. We had a humbug. It took three pizzas and a soda to calm it down.

My brother’s gang had a humbug with my cousin’s gang. The whole park was chaos.

I got into a humbug with my neighbor because he stole my chicken.

When luck hits you like a brick, but you didn’t do anything to deserve it. It’s like winning the lottery but you didn’t buy a ticket.

I got picked for the lunch table with my favorite friends. That was a humbug.

My pet goldfish won a contest. That was a humbug.

I got a free cookie from the teacher. That was a humbug.

Those creepy little bugs that come out of your Christmas decorations like they’re on a mission to ruin your holiday.

I opened my Christmas box, and a whole army of bugs came out. That was the humbug.

My cousin’s Christmas decorations had a humbug. It looked like it was about to eat my face.

I got a humbug when I opened my grandma’s old Christmas box. It was terrifying.

A tiny, annoying insect that crawls up your butt while you sleep and hums bad songs.

I woke up with a humbug on my butt. It was singing 'Never Gonna Give You Up.'

My brother said he got a humbug. He screamed and jumped out of bed.

I had a humbug crawling up my leg, and it was singing my favorite song backwards.