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A slap on the wrist from a cop who thinks you’re a nobody, but it’s just to make you feel like a doormat. It’s like being told you’re a loser by someone who’s probably a loser too.
Cop: 'You got a humble, pal.' Me: 'I know.'
The cop gave him a humble for jaywalking, but he still ran.
He got a humble for talking back, but he still talked back.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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Sit down, you lazy sack of dirt. It’s not a request, it’s a command from someone who’s tired of your nonsense.
'I said sit down!' 'I said sit down!' 'I said sit down!'
He got told to sit down, but he still stood.
She told him to sit down, and he sat on her.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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Explaining something so obvious to someone who’s got the brain of a pigeon. It’s like being a genius and making a moron feel like a moron.
'I’m telling you, it’s a humble.' 'It’s not a humble, it’s a dumb.'
He explained the humble so hard, the guy cried.
She explained it like it was easy, but it wasn’t.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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Being the kind of person who doesn’t need to brag or show off, even when they have the best life. It’s like being the best kid in class but still acting like a normal kid.
He got a medal but didn’t say a word.
She got promoted but still sat with the newbies.
He won the game but said, 'It was a fluke.'
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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Having the guts to be good but not letting it go to your head. It’s like having the best pizza but still eating the crust.
He was the best but didn’t act like it.
She got the top grade but still ate lunch with the rest.
He had the biggest win but still said, 'It was luck.'
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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Putting someone in their place without being a total jerk. It’s like telling a kid they’re silly but not in a mean way.
He told her she was silly but still let her win.
She put him in his place but with a smile.
He degraded him but still gave him a snack.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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The best way to react when you get something good, like a trophy or a compliment. It’s like getting a gold star but still acting like a normal kid.
He got the trophy but still said, 'It was a fluke.'
She got the compliment but still said, 'I’m just lucky.'
He got the award but still ate lunch with the rest.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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