A Human chode

My cousin is a human chode. He eats like a horse and looks like a sofa.

I saw a guy at the mall. He was a human chode. He looked like he had a couch for a gut.

My neighbor is a human chode. He’s so wide he could block a door.

My brother is a human chode. He eats so much he looks like he’s wearing a belly button.

At the gym, the guy next to me was a human chode. He looked like he could bench press a donut.

My teacher calls me a human chode. I guess I’m just a walking meatball.

My dad is a human chode. He’s so wide he could be a wrestling mat.

The guy at the bus stop is a human chode. He’s like a meaty mountain.

My friend is a human chode. He’s so big he could be a wrestling ring.