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A grumpy old lady who hangs out with kids just to steal their cool stuff. She’s too lazy to be cool herself and spends all her time talking about people who don’t even know she exists.
My grandma texts me every day about my hair and calls me a failure.
She’s at the mall trying to look cool but still smells like old pizza.
She posted a whole blog about me and my friend but we didn’t even talk to her.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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When you’re so annoyed you want to scream. It’s also when you call someone a total waste of space and time.
I told my brother he was a total failure because he spilled my soda.
My mom was in a bitchy mood because her coffee was cold.
She called me a failure for not wearing the same shirt three days in a row.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A wild dance you do when you’re mad. It’s like a battle move and could totally replace rock paper scissors if people actually cared.
I did the Hulsey dance when my friend stole my pizza.
He did it in the middle of the store and got kicked out.
We did it during lunch and the teacher got mad.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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When you do oral sex on a guy right after anal sex and then kiss him with your gross mouth. It’s a thing the Irish started in the 90s and it’s super gross.
He did the Dirty Hulsey on me and I got sick.
They did it under the stadium and got caught.
I saw it on a video and it looked like a horror movie.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A weird whale that lives in California and thinks it’s super smart. It tells stupid stories and wants to join the military more than anything.
That whale told me a story about pizza and space.
He got into the Peanut Gallery because he was obsessed with the military.
He keeps texting me about joining the army and I don’t know why.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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