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You walked into the room like a chicken with a bad attitude and a full bladder.

He’s got the confidence of a chicken who just pecked the last piece of bread.

She showed up with a chicken’s swagger and a chicken’s stink.

He strutted in like a rooster who forgot his pants.

That guy walked in like a rooster who forgot his pants and his dignity.

She came in like a rooster who forgot his pants and his sense of direction.

He looked like a chicken who just pecked the last piece of bread.

She walked in like a chicken who just pecked the last piece of bread and was mad about it.

That guy was like a chicken who just pecked the last piece of bread and was hungry.

He looked like a chicken who got kicked out of the coop.

She walked in like a chicken who got kicked out of the coop and was still mad.

That guy was like a chicken who got kicked out of the coop and had no plans.

He looked like a chicken who had a fight with the farmer.

She walked in like a chicken who had a fight with the farmer and lost.

That guy was like a chicken who had a fight with the farmer and was still mad.

He looked like a chicken who just got the last of the chicken feed.

She walked in like a chicken who just got the last of the chicken feed and was proud.

That guy was like a chicken who just got the last of the chicken feed and was happy.