A hug and a half

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It’s when you wrap your arms around someone like you’re giving them a hug but then you just won’t let go because you’re cheap and lazy
My mom gave me a hug and a half because she didn’t want to walk back to the car
He hugged me and a half because he couldn’t be bothered to let go
She gave me a hug and a half because she was too tired to do a proper one
2
It’s when you start a hug but don’t finish it because you’re too busy being annoying
He started hugging me but then just stood there like a fool
She gave me a hug and a half because she forgot how to end it
My dad hugged me and a half because he got distracted by his phone
3
It’s when you squeeze someone like you’re giving them a hug but you just won’t let go because you’re a stubborn idiot
I got a hug and a half from my brother because he wouldn’t let go
She squeezed me and a half because she was too stubborn to stop
He hugged me and a half because he’s a dumbass
4
It’s when you try to hug someone but you’re too busy being a nuisance to actually finish the hug
He hugged me and a half because he kept talking during it
My friend gave me a hug and a half because she wouldn’t stop moving
She squeezed me and a half because she was too busy being annoying
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It’s when you start a hug but you’re too cheap to finish it so you just stand there like a fool
He started hugging me but then stood there like he was waiting for a tip
She gave me a hug and a half because she was too cheap to let go
My cousin hugged me and a half because he didn’t want to spend energy
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