A house-cooling party

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A last-ditch effort to blow off steam before you leave a place forever. You throw a party and your friends bring snacks, but you end up giving them your old couch and your ex's sock.

My mom threw a house-cooling party and gave my old brother a toilet seat. He still hasn't stopped laughing.

I had a house-cooling party and my friends showed up with pizza, but I had to give them my dead goldfish.

My house-cooling party was so bad, my dog ran away with my old TV.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

The opposite of a house-warming party. You're throwing a party because you're tired of your place and you're giving your friends stuff that smells like your old roommate.

My house-cooling party was like a dumpster fire. I gave my friends my old roommate's hair and a broken toaster.

I threw a house-cooling party and my friends came in with cake, but I had to give them my ex's gym sock.

At my house-cooling party, I gave my friend my old mom's slippers and a bag of moldy chips.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A party where you're saying goodbye to your old place and your friends are saying hello to your old stuff. You drink beer, yell, and throw out your old trash like it's a prize.

My house-cooling party had beer, yelling, and I threw out my old trash like it was gold.

I had a house-cooling party with my bros, and we drank until we gave them my old socks and a broken lamp.

My house-cooling party was wild. We drank, we yelled, and we gave my friends my old gym bag and a dead plant.

by Slangipedia 16d ago