Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A drink where you pour a shot of fireball and microwave it like it owes you money

I microwaved my shot so hard it screamed

That shot was so hot it tried to burn down the office

I put my shot in the microwave and now my boss is mad at me

2

A drug shot that’s so strong it might kill you before your lunch break

I shot up and now I’m dead inside

That drug was so strong it tried to take my job

I injected poison and now I’m on the floor

3

A guy with a truck that costs more than your car and will charge you a thousand bucks to move your couch

That guy charged me fifty bucks to move my couch

His truck is like a spaceship and he charges you for it

He moved my couch and now I’m broke

4

When someone farts near a heater like it’s a personal attack and the heat is just watching

He farted in front of the heater and now it’s mad

My co-worker farted near the heater and it turned on

I farted near the heater and it blew my hair back

5

A drug that’s so bad it feels like your insides are on fire and you die in your sleep

That drug killed me and I didn’t even know

I injected poison and passed out

I took that shot and now I’m a ghost

6

A train that moves so fast it might take your lunch with it

That train was so fast it scared my lunch

The train came and took my coffee

That train moved like it had a death wish

7

When your stomach feels like it’s on fire after eating something that tastes like chili and regret

I ate that spicy food and now my stomach is mad

That chili was so hot it felt like a curse

After eating that, my stomach looked like it had a job