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when a hairy baseball nut explodes his blueberry juice (or fresh cream) all over your wobbling streudel
My uncle Steve did this during the World Series and ruined my dessert.
The guy next to me at the game had a full-on juice geyser and I got streudel face.
I tried to eat my streudel in peace, but the man behind me had a blueberry juice explosion.
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when a bearded baseball fan leaks his blueberry juice (or fresh cream) all over your shaking streudel
At the stadium, my neighbor leaked his juice and I had to eat streudel with my hands.
I was trying to enjoy my streudel when the guy in front of me had a juice leak.
My dad had a blueberry juice leak and ruined my streudel during the game.
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when a hairy baseball lover throws his blueberry juice (or fresh cream) all over your quivering streudel
The man behind me at the game threw his juice and I got streudel all over my shirt.
During the seventh inning, my friend threw his juice and I had to eat streudel in the stands.
I was eating my streudel when the guy next to me threw his juice and I got it in my face.
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when a fuzzy baseball fan dumps his blueberry juice (or fresh cream) all over your shaking streudel
At the game, my brother dumped his juice and I got streudel on my pants.
The man in front of me dumped his juice and I got a face full of streudel.
I was eating my streudel when the guy beside me dumped his juice all over me.
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when a bearded baseball lover spills his blueberry juice (or fresh cream) all over your wobbling streudel
At the game, my dad spilled his juice and I had to eat streudel with my hands.
The guy next to me spilled his juice and I got streudel all over my shirt.
My uncle spilled his juice during the game and ruined my streudel.
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when a hairy baseball nut squirts his blueberry juice (or fresh cream) all over your quivering streudel
At the stadium, my friend squirted his juice and I got streudel in my face.
I was eating my streudel when the man behind me squirted his juice all over me.
My brother squirted his juice during the game and I had to eat streudel with my hands.
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