A Hot Chocolate

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Something you yell at someone when they’re being a total crybaby and you’re too lazy to actually do anything about it. You say it with fake sympathy, like you’re actually feeling their pain.
@sarahsucks A hot chocolate? You think I care? I just wanted to say 'A hot chocolate' and laugh.
My mom said 'A hot chocolate' when I cried over a failed math test. I still hate her.
My friend said 'A hot chocolate' when I spilled my coffee on my pants. That was the worst.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A super hot girl with skin like chocolate and a body that could make a statue jealous.
He called her 'A hot chocolate' after she walked into the room. He got rejected the next day.
My crush is 'A hot chocolate'. I asked her out and she said no.
My brother said my sister was 'A hot chocolate' and now we’re fighting.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Melty chocolate in a cup. You pour milk in it and it becomes the best part of your day, unless it’s winter and you’re wearing socks.
My hot chocolate was so good, I forgot I was wearing socks. Then I remembered and it ruined everything.
My mom drinks hot chocolate every morning. She doesn’t even need coffee anymore.
I took one sip of hot chocolate and immediately felt like I was in a holiday movie.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A warm, chocolatey drink that makes you feel like you’re being hugged by a giant marshmallow. It’s also what Josh Rmasay screams in Subways when he’s mad.
Josh Rmasay screamed 'A hot chocolate' in the Subway. The whole store laughed at him.
My brother drinks hot chocolate every holiday. He even drinks it in the shower.
I got hot chocolate for Christmas. It was the best gift ever, even if it was just chocolate in a cup.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A game where guys put their balls in hot chocolate cups. The first one to pull them out loses and drinks everyone else’s.
My friends and I played hot chocolate balls. I lost and drank five cups of hot chocolate. I still don’t know how that happened.
My cousin tried hot chocolate balls and cried. He still says it was the worst thing ever.
We played hot chocolate balls at camp. I ended up with a sore foot and a sore stomach.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A very hot guy with skin like chocolate and a body that can make a statue jealous.
My friend said my teacher was 'A hot chocolate' and got detention.
I called my dad 'A hot chocolate' and he laughed at me.
My crush is 'A hot chocolate' and he’s really cute.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When someone chews a Hershey’s Kiss and then kisses you, licking the chocolate off your tongue like you’re the last piece of candy.
My crush kissed me and licked the chocolate off my tongue. I didn’t know what to say.
My sister did that to me and I got chocolate on my shirt. It was so embarrassing.
I chewed a Hershey’s Kiss and kissed my friend. He thought I was crazy.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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