A Hostile Makeover

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A Hostile Makeover is when they slap so much makeup on you it feels like you’re wearing a brick wall, your eyebrows look like they were drawn by a drunk cat, and your eyelashes have more holes than a sieve.
My aunt got a hostile makeover for her 70th birthday and looked like a raccoon that got hit by a truck.
My cousin’s friend had a hostile makeover and looked like a crayon box exploded on her face.
My brother got a hostile makeover and now he looks like a mad scientist who lost a bet.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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A Hostile Makeover is like being attacked by a makeup artist with a grudge, your face gets plastered with enough foundation to build a house, and your lashes look like they’ve been through a war.
My neighbor got a hostile makeover and now she looks like a clown who lost a bet.
My sister had a hostile makeover and looked like she’d been dragged through a paint factory.
My friend’s mom got a hostile makeover and now she looks like a mad librarian who got high on glitter.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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A Hostile Makeover is when they put so much stuff on your face it’s like you’re wearing a cake, your eyebrows look like they were done by a confused toddler, and your lashes are like a spiderweb with holes.
My uncle’s hostile makeover looked like he’d been hit by a paintball machine.
My friend’s hostile makeover looked like a clown who had a meltdown.
My cousin’s hostile makeover looked like she’d been dragged through a glitter explosion.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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