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When two options are so bad they might as well be the same thing. Like picking between a punch in the gut and a kick in the balls.
I’d rather eat a whole pizza than choose between these two jobs.
She said she’d take the curse of being turned into a frog or the curse of being stuck as a toad forever.
He was given the choice between being buried alive or being fed to a lion. Both were equally terrible.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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When you get two options that are just as stupid as each other. It’s like being forced to pick between getting hit by a truck or being run over by a bus.
I was asked if I wanted to be chased by a dog or a cat. Both are annoying.
The teacher gave us a choice between writing an essay or doing a presentation. Same thing, just more work.
He had to choose between eating a whole cake or drinking a gallon of soda. Both were awful.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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When you’re given two options and they’re both so bad you just throw your hands up and say, 'whatever.'
She had to choose between being stuck in traffic or getting stuck in a parking lot. Both were a nightmare.
He was given a choice between doing homework or cleaning his room. Same amount of misery.
I was offered a choice between eating a hot dog or a hamburger. Both were gross.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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It’s when you’re handed two options that are just as dumb as each other. It’s like picking between getting yelled at or getting screamed at.
The boss said I could either work late or come in early. Same amount of stress.
I had to choose between eating a taco or a burrito. Both were messy.
She was asked if she wanted to be stuck in a elevator or a escalator. Both were terrible.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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When you get two options that are so bad, it’s like the universe is laughing at you.
He had to pick between getting stuck in a elevator or being locked in a closet. Both were hell.
I was given the choice between eating a pizza or a burger. Both were just bad.
She had to choose between getting hit by a car or being chased by a dog. Both were awful.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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When you’re given two options and they’re both so bad, you just give up and say, 'I don’t care.'
He had to choose between being yelled at or being screamed at. Same result.
She had the choice between working on a project or doing a test. Both were stressful.
I was given the option between eating a cake or drinking a soda. Both were just bad.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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