a hornick

My cousin tried to slide into the pool and came out looking like a raccoon got into a paint factory.

I saw my dog try to slide on the kitchen floor and ended up with a face like a melted crayon box.

My brother slid into a wall and now his face looks like a sidewalk after a rainstorm.

My friend slid across the floor so fast, his face left a trail like a ghost was sobbing.

My little sister slid on the tile and now her face looks like it was hit by a ghostly sad trombone.

My dad slid on a banana peel and his face looked like a ghost was crying into a cupcake.

I slid so fast my face got a free floor massage and now it’s all sore and red.

My dog slid on the rug and got a face massage from the floor, which is the worst.

My brother slid on the gym floor and now his face is sore like he got hit by a vacuum.