A hookers toothbrush

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A morning ritual where you chug vodka instead of brushing your teeth and then throw it all over the place like a drunk kid who just lost his lunch.

I woke up with a hangover and a mouth full of trash. Vodka was my only hope.

I drank a whole bottle of vodka just to keep my teeth from turning into bricks.

I tried to brush my teeth with a bottle of vodka. It was like a fight between my mouth and a drunk raccoon.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

When you don't have a toothbrush and you decide to wash your mouth out with Peppermint Schnapps because your tongue looks like it got run over by a truck.

After spending the night in three different beds, I had to gargle Schnapps just to keep my mouth from exploding.

I had to use Schnapps as my toothbrush because my tongue was covered in glitter and regret.

I tried to brush my teeth with Schnapps. It tasted like a party that went too far.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A way to clean your mouth after a night of partying or puking, where you swig alcohol like it's your new best friend and hope it fixes your mouth.

I swigged vodka like it was my last chance to survive the day.

After throwing up on a stranger's floor, I used vodka to clean my mouth like it was a crime scene.

I drank straight vodka to clean my mouth because my tongue was covered in chaos.

by Slangipedia 16d ago