A homiephobe

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A girlfriend who gets mad if her boyfriend spends time with his homie instead of her.
My girl screamed at me because I went to the mall with my homie instead of her.
She threw a fit because I texted my homie instead of her.
She called me a traitor because I hung out with my homie on Saturday.
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When your friend doesn't want to hang out, so you're stuck doing stuff alone and no one wants to be your homie.
My friend said no to my party, so I had to go alone and it sucked.
I tried to hang out with him, but he said he was doing something else.
I invited my homie to my game, but he said he had no time.
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Like being homophobic, but instead of not liking gay people, you don't like your homie being friendly with other homies.
My homie hugged his homie, and I said, 'What's wrong with you?'
I don't like it when my homie hangs out with his homie.
He went to the park with his homie, and I called him a coward.
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When your homie refuses to kiss you goodnight and says no homo, so you're mad and feel neglected.
My homie said 'no homo' when I asked him to kiss me goodnight.
He wouldn't kiss me and said, 'You're not my type.'
He said 'no homo' and I called him a heartbreaker.
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A fear of your homie getting too close to you and showing love or affection.
I don't like it when my homie hugs me and says 'I love you.'
He gave me a big kiss on the cheek, and I was like, 'What is this?'
He said, 'You're the best homie ever,' and I was confused.
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When your homie doesn't want to be affectionate with other homies and is a total grumpy person.
My homie wouldn't let his homie hug him and said, 'I don't like that.'
He wouldn't kiss his homie goodnight and said, 'I'm not that gay.'
He yelled at his homie for hugging him and said, 'Back off!'
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Homiephobic is like being homophobic, but instead of hating gay people, you hate when your homie shows love to other homies.
My homie said, 'I love my homie,' and I called him a homiephobic.
He said, 'I kiss my homie goodnight,' and I was like, 'What's wrong with you?'
He hugged his homie and I said, 'You're acting like a homiephobic.'
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