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Doing old-school stuff like knitting, raising chickens, and growing your own food because you're too lazy to buy stuff at the store and you think you're fancy.
My grandma still sews her own clothes because she thinks buying clothes is for people who don't have time to sit on a sewing machine.
My brother raises chickens just so he can throw them in a frying pan and call it a day.
I have a rain barrel because I think I'm some kind of survivalist.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A tiny town with Hispanics, Blacks, and Whites, all fighting over the same parking spot while the cops pretend they don't know the crime rate is higher than a prison.
My cousin got shot in the head for stealing a sandwich from the bodega.
The cops say they're doing their job, but they’re just hiding behind the crime stats.
The mayor says the town is safe, but he’s probably hiding in a bunker.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A city right outside Miami that got wrecked by a hurricane, then covered in trash from the city next door like it was a bad breakup.
Hurricane Andrew hit Homestead so hard, it felt like a giant took a bite out of the city.
Now the place is just a giant trash pit with a few buildings standing.
Every time someone from Miami moves there, they bring more trash like it's a tradition.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Doing chores at home like cleaning the coop, making jam, and turning compost because you’re too cheap to buy food and you think you’re cool.
I cleaned the chicken coop so hard, I think I got a new hairdo from the dirt.
I made jam just because I thought I was a professional chef.
My compost is so good, it smells like money.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A town full of Mexicans, Blacks, and Cubans who all think they’re the best, while the cops look the other way and the drug dealers run the show.
The Cubans came in on rafts and said ‘this place is ours now.’
There are more illegal workers there than there are people who actually work there.
The cops say crime is low, but they’re just hiding in a back room with a coffee.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Someone who moved in before the neighborhood became fancy, and now they brag about all the murders and meth labs like they were at the center of a real-life horror movie.
My neighbor told me the Target was built on a murder scene and that the meth lab was right next door.
She makes bank when she sells her house, but she’s too cheap to buy anything new.
She got priced out when the new restaurant opened, but she still thinks she’s a pioneer.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A group of gay friends who love memes, aesthetics, and puns so much, they act like a cult and call each other ‘fruit-boys’ while the straight girl dates them all.
My friend’s group talks in puns like they’re in a secret society.
They have tumblrs full of cat memes and pink gradients, and I don’t know what that means.
The straight girl dates fruit-boys and thinks it’s normal.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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