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A poop so good it feels like God personally handed you a golden toilet seat.
When I ate three pizzas and a whole bag of chips
After sitting on the toilet for 45 minutes
When my dog ate my homework and I got a 100% on the test
a holy shit
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1. The poop God took a dump in heaven. 2. What you scream when life hits you like a sack of bricks.
When my mom yelled at me for failing math
When my crush asked me out and I passed out
When I saw my old teacher wearing a cape and a wig
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A yell you make when something hits you so hard you think you're going to die.
When I saw my dog wearing my mom’s wig
When my teacher announced a pop quiz
When my crush asked me out and I fell over
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Diarrhea so bad you wish you were dead, and you’re not even sick yet.
After eating 12 tacos in one sitting
When I drank three energy drinks and a whole bottle of soda
After eating the last piece of pizza and it was cold
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The last thing you say before you die. Also the first thing you say when you want to die.
When I fell off my bike and broke my leg
After my dog ate my homework and I got a 100%
When my teacher gave me a 20% on my test
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Poop from a god or a holy person. Also what you yell when something is so bad or so good it hits you like a brick.
When my crush asked me out and I fell over
After I ate a whole cake and screamed
When my teacher gave me a 100% on my test