a Hollywood lunch meeting

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A Hollywood lunch meeting is a cheap way to flirt with a clueless hot mess who thinks she’s the next big thing
I asked for a salad, she asked for a burger and a side of ego.
He tried to impress her with his coffee order. She asked if he was a barista.
He said he was a producer. She said she was a producer too. Both were lying.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A Hollywood lunch meeting is like a dating app but with more food and less chance of getting anywhere real
They talked about their careers like they were in a movie. The food was just a prop.
He spilled soup on her shirt. She called it a diva moment.
He said he was rich. She said she was famous. Neither was true.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A Hollywood lunch meeting is when two people who don’t know what they’re doing pretend they’re making big decisions
They signed a contract for a movie they both forgot about.
He promised her fame. She promised him a raise. Neither came through.
They talked about the future like they had a plan. They didn’t.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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