A hole is a hole

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A stupid saying that old guys use to justify everything, like why they still eat pizza and don't care if they're fat as a pig.

My grandpa says, 'A hole is a hole,' then eats six slices of pizza.

My dad used it to explain why he cheated on my mom.

My uncle yelled it at a donut shop when they ran out of frosting.

A fancy way of saying you're getting laid, and it doesn't matter who you're getting it from.

'A hole is a hole,' he said, then went to get some from his neighbor's wife.

She said, 'A hole is a hole,' then left with the mailman.

He texted, 'A hole is a hole,' then skipped out on his date.

A way to describe how food goes from your mouth to your butt, like when you eat a whole pizza and then it comes out in a big mess.

'I ate three pizzas, and now my bye hole is yelling at me.'

He said, 'I'm just a pie hole to a bye hole.'

She texted, 'My pie hole is full, and my bye hole is confused.'

A way to sleep when you have to be next to another guy, like in a jail cell or when you're being forced to sleep with your brother.

'I slept like a log next to my brother, and I didn't wake up until noon.'

He said, 'I had to sleep with my dad, and it was like a nightmare.'

She texted, 'I slept next to my brother, and I can't even look at him anymore.'

When a guy goes in and out of a woman like she's a toy, and it feels like he's doing a dance.

He said, 'I went in and out of her like a robot.'

She texted, 'He did the in-out thing like he was testing my patience.'

He said, 'I went in and out of her like I was on a mission.'

When a guy pees everywhere like he's trying to make a splash, and it looks like a fountain.

He peed like a fountain and scared the whole bar.

He texted, 'I peed like a fountain, and now the floor is crying.'

He said, 'I peed like a fountain, and my pants are soaked.'

A word for someone who's so high on ketamine they're either passed out or acting like a total idiot, usually in the middle of a club floor.

'He's an AK, passed out like a log in the middle of the club.'

She texted, 'My friend is an AK, and he's dancing with a wall.'

He said, 'I'm an AK, and I don't know where I am.'