a hoddie

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when you’re face-deep in a fat girl’s guts and she hoists her gut up like a curtain and slaps it over your head like you’re a stupid kid wearing a hoodie.
Bro, I got face-deep in her gut and she pulled her gut over my head like I was a kid in a stupid hoodie.
That chick pulled her gut over my head like I was a stupid kid in a hoodie.
I was going down on a gut and she threw her gut over my head like I was a stupid kid in a hoodie.
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the girl who makes the girl next door look like a frumpy old lady. She’s got swagger, spice, and she’s sippin’ on sugar like it’s a cocktail.
That girl is the ultimate upgrade from the girl next door. She’s got swagger and she’s sippin’ on sugar like it’s a cocktail.
She’s the girl next door’s upgrade. She’s got swagger and she’s sippin’ on sugar like it’s a cocktail.
The girl next door’s frumpy. This girl’s got swagger and she’s sippin’ on sugar like it’s a cocktail.
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a sweatshirt with a hood that looks like it was stitched by a drunk man who didn’t care about the result.
That hoodie looks like a drunk man stitched it with no care.
He wore a hoodie that looked like it was stitched by a drunk man.
That sweatshirt with a hood looked like a drunk man stitched it with no care.
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a moron who thinks he’s funny and tries to be the class clown, but everyone just rolls their eyes.
That guy’s a moron who thinks he’s the class clown.
He’s a moron who thinks he’s funny and tries to be the class clown.
He’s a moron who thinks he’s the class clown and everyone just rolls their eyes.
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someone who steals Alex’s hoodie like it’s the last piece of bread in the world.
Some idiot took Alex’s hoodie like it was the last piece of bread.
He took Alex’s hoodie like it was the last piece of bread in the world.
Someone took Alex’s hoodie like it was the last piece of bread.
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a toe that’s got more sex appeal than a pizza delivery guy. She loves chunky broth and she’s got eyebrows that could make angels jealous.
That toe is sexier than a pizza delivery guy.
She loves chunky broth and has eyebrows that could make angels jealous.
That toe has more sex appeal than a pizza delivery guy.
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like a hobby, but easier. You do it in your free time and it doesn’t take much effort, but it still gives you something good.
It’s like a hobby but easier and less effort.
You do it in your free time and it still gives you something good.
It’s like a hobby but with less effort and more benefit.
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