a hobbit

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A hobbit is a short, round, curly-haired, hairy-footed, ale-drinking, pipe-smoking, pig-like creature. You call someone a hobbit if they're too lazy to stand up and too fat to walk anywhere.

@danny: My cousin is a total hobbit. He eats like a horse and sleeps like a pig.

DM: You're a hobbit. You're a disgrace to the human race.

Text: My teacher calls me a hobbit. I'm gonna eat her alive.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

Hobbitism is when you’re so obsessed with eating, drinking, and being lazy that you think it’s a religion. You don’t just live it, you worship it.

@jessie: I’m into hobbitism. I eat 10 sandwiches a day and never move.

Text: My brother started a hobbitism cult. It’s a disaster.

DM: You’re a hobbitist. You’re gonna die fat.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

The book by Tolkien is the worst fantasy book ever. It's full of fake talking rings and boring adventures. But everyone loves it anyway. Why? Who knows.

@alex: I read The Hobbit and it was the worst. I hated it. So much.

Text: My mom loves The Hobbit. I think she's lost her mind.

DM: The Hobbit is overrated. I'm telling you.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

Ho-bít-ing is when you crouch down and act like a stupid little pig. It’s the most ridiculous thing ever. You think you’re hiding? No. You're just being silly.

@jake: I did ho-bít-ing in class and my teacher yelled at me.

Text: I ho-bít-ed during the movie and it was embarrassing.

DM: You ho-bít-ed in my house. I'm gonna kill you.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A hobbit is a tiny, hairy-footed, pig-like creature who lives in a hole and eats everything in sight. They're like humans, but worse. They’re the worst.

@sara: My little brother is a hobbit. He eats like a pig.

Text: I saw a hobbit in the park. It was ridiculous.

DM: You're a hobbit. I hate you.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

Hobbits are like little kids who never grow up. They eat too much, smoke too much, and live in holes. They are the worst people in the world.

@mike: I think I'm a hobbit. I eat too much and I smoke.

Text: Hobbits are the worst. I hate them all.

DM: You're a hobbit. You're lazy and fat.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A hobbit is anything you want it to be. It's the most useless, flexible, and annoying word ever. It can mean anything and nothing at the same time.

@lisa: I call my dog a hobbit. It's the worst thing ever.

Text: My teacher said I'm a hobbit. I don't know what that means.

DM: A hobbit is the worst word. It means nothing.

by Slangipedia 6d ago