a hitchhiker's tickle

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Getting a free hand job from a backseat buddy while you're stuck in front like a clueless idiot.

I got a hitchhiker's tickle when my buddy in the back started jerking off while I was trying to find my phone.

Front seat guy got a tickle from the backseat legend while I was yelling at the GPS.

My friend got a tickle from the guy behind him while I was trying to ignore the smell of his farts.

When the guy behind you decides your leg is a substitute for a handjob while you're stuck in traffic.

I got a tickle from the guy behind me when my leg started doing the wave.

He got a tickle from the back while I was trying to fall asleep.

The backseat guy got a tickle from my leg while I was trying to fix my hair.

Getting a hand job from a stranger in the back while you're stuck in the front like a dumbass.

I got a tickle from a stranger behind me while I was trying to text my mom.

He got a tickle from a random guy in the back while I was eating my sandwich.

She got a tickle from the back while I was trying to figure out why the car smelled like cheese.

When you're stuck in the front and the guy behind you decides your leg is a free handjob.

I got a tickle from the back when my leg was doing the wave.

He got a tickle from the guy behind him while I was trying to ignore the smell.

She got a tickle from the back while I was trying to fix my hair.

Getting a hand job from the back while you're stuck in front and thinking you're getting a ride.

I got a tickle from the back while I was trying to find my phone.

He got a tickle from the guy behind him while I was yelling at the GPS.

She got a tickle from the back while I was trying to ignore the smell of his farts.

When someone behind you decides your leg is a substitute for a hand job while you're stuck in traffic.

I got a tickle from the guy behind me when my leg started doing the wave.

He got a tickle from the back while I was trying to fall asleep.

She got a tickle from the back while I was trying to fix my hair.