A hiroshima

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What happens to your mom's snatch when she goes to visit Alex in Miami and finds out he's been shitting in her fridge.
My mom's vagina is going to be a Hiroshima when she sees Alex's hair in her soup.
When my mom finds out Alex took a dump in her car, it's going to be a full-blown Hiroshima.
My mom's vagina is going to explode like a Hiroshima when she sees Alex's face in her toothpaste.
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A massive explosion that happened in Japan when America dropped a nuclear bomb on it. People still talk about it when something goes boom.
That party was a Hiroshima. I could smell it from the next town.
The pizza delivery guy had a Hiroshima when he tried to fit five pizzas in a single box.
When my brother ate 12 tacos and exploded, that was a Hiroshima.
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A place in Japan where a nuclear bomb went off. It killed a lot of people, but now it’s a cool city. Also, it’s where the worst blindfold accident ever happened.
Hiroshima is where the worst blindfold accident ever happened. It was like a nuclear bomb went off in a sushi bar.
Hiroshima is a city where people got blown up, and now it's a really cool place to live.
Hiroshima is where the groom farted so hard he blew out his bride's eyes.
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When you take a dump so big it could knock out a whole football team. It smells so bad people in the next town can smell it.
My dad had a Hiroshima after eating 10 chili dogs. The whole neighborhood ran away.
When I ate three pizzas and took a laxative, that was a full-blown Hiroshima.
My sister had a Hiroshima so strong, the dog ran out of the house and joined the army.
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The place where the longest killstreak in history happened. It was so epic, it was like a nuclear bomb went off in the middle of a video game.
That killstreak was a Hiroshima. I had to pause the game to breathe.
When my brother killed 100 people in a row, that was a real-life Hiroshima.
That killstreak was so long, it felt like a nuclear bomb went off in my brain.
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When you're jacking off and you call your mom to your room. Then you hide behind the door and she walks in and you cover her face with your junk.
My brother jacked off while my mom walked in, and it was a full-blown Hiroshima.
When I jacked off and my mom walked in, it was like a nuclear bomb went off.
My mom walked in while I was jacking off, and it was the worst Hiroshima ever.
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When you take a dump so big, the whole neighborhood smells it. It’s like a nuclear bomb went off in your pants.
When I took a dump after eating 10 tacos, the whole street knew about it.
My brother had a Hiroshima so bad, the mailman had to take a break.
That dump was so big, it smelled like a nuclear bomb went off in my pants.
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