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A hippie has a head full of dirt, wears clothes that look like they were stolen from a trash can, and smells like a dead raccoon had a party in their shoes.
My cousin’s a hippie. He took a shower once. I almost died.
That hippie walked past me and I could taste the 1960s.
I asked my hippie friend if he was coming to the concert. He said, ‘I’m already there, in my head.’
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A hippie has a head like a wild animal, wears clothes that look like they were made by a madman, and smells like a sewer at a rock concert.
That hippie’s hair is longer than my mom’s patience.
I walked by a hippie and thought my dog was going to bark at me.
My hippie neighbor tried to start a band. It’s still playing in his head.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A hippie has a head like a jungle, wears clothes that look like they were sewn by a drunk bear, and smells like a rotten sandwich that’s been left in the sun.
I saw a hippie once. I thought I was looking at a monster from a fairy tale.
My hippie brother said he’s a wizard. I believe him. He smells like magic and rot.
That hippie tried to talk to me. I had to run to the store for a breath mint.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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