a hike through Poison Ivy Mountain

Why did we all agree to this? I'm gonna die.

This hike is like being attacked by a thousand angry cats.

I thought it was a short walk. It's a full-blown war.

I swear the ivy is trying to kill me.

This hike is like a horror movie with no ending.

I thought I was going to get some exercise. Now I'm just getting revenge.

I didn’t sign up for this. I’m out.

This hike is like a bad relationship you can’t escape.

I thought I was going on a trip. Now I’m stuck in a fever dream.