A hicking

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A hick is a dumb, white trash person who grew up in the sticks, like a trailer park or a pig farm. They’re usually from the Midwest and think they’re better than everyone else just because they live in the country.
My cousin is a hick. He still thinks the moon is made of cheese.
That guy at the gas station yelled at me for not knowing what a ‘diesel’ is.
My neighbor’s dog ran over my cat, and he didn’t even apologize.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A hick is the most basic SIMP in O-Town. He’ll follow you around like a lost puppy just to get a free sandwich.
He asked me out because I gave him a free burger.
He followed me to the grocery store just so he could see me buy milk.
He sent me 12 messages in one day about his dog.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A hick is a country person who lives way out in the boonies, like the middle of nowhere. They don’t like cities and would rather hunt bears than go to a mall.
My uncle lives in the woods and still thinks the internet is magic.
He took a deer head to the grocery store and asked for a coupon.
He tried to start a fire with a match and a napkin.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A hick is someone who might be smart, but they don’t go to fancy schools. They wear hats, eat hay, and drink moonshine instead of beer. They’re not as racist as rednecks, but they’ll still yell at you for not knowing what a ‘trailer park’ is.
He drinks moonshine and still thinks the moon is made of cheese.
He tried to fix my computer with a nail and a banana.
He told me I was ‘uneducated’ because I didn’t know what a ‘suburban house’ was.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A hick is a country person who knows some words, but they still use double negatives and think ‘dumb’ is a compliment. They live in the country but know enough to go to the city sometimes.
He said, ‘I ain’t no stupid person, I’m just simple.’
He tried to explain the internet using a cow and a hay bale.
He went to the city once and got lost in the mall.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A hick is someone who thinks they’re fancy just because they wear a John Deere shirt and carry a bull’s sack on their truck. They speak in tongues, eat too many cookies, and think the world is ending every week.
He talked to God and got a coupon for bread.
He told me the end of the world was coming because the moon was ‘shiny.’
He wore his John Deere shirt to church and got yelled at.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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