A Hey Guy

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A Hey Guy is someone so good they should get a medal instead of just being called 'nice.'
Hey Guy, you're like a superhero with no cape.
This guy is a Hey Guy, he’s basically a saint.
That’s not just a Hey Guy, that’s a Hall of Fame Hey Guy.
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A racial slur from China that Asians in Cleveland use to call black people. It’s basically the dirtiest word in Mandarin.
Yo, you a Hey Guy? You’re the dirtiest word I’ve ever heard.
That guy called me a Hey Guy, I nearly had a heart attack.
I told him he was a Hey Guy, and he got mad and left.
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That annoying kid who has no friends and keeps trying to chat with your squad just to feel cool.
Hey Guys, wanna play video games? I’ll bring pizza.”, said by a guy who doesn’t even own a pizza.
Hey Guys, I just got a new haircut.”, he looks like a chicken.
Hey Guys, I’m cool.”, he’s not.
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When you say 'Hey Guys' because you're too lazy to say 'Hello' or 'Hey' or just 'Hi.'
Hey Guys, I’m coming to your house.”, he’s not even at your house yet.
Hey Guys, I just ate a whole pizza.”, he’s still eating it.
Hey Guys, I’m gonna be late.”, he’s already late.
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A greeting you use when you’re trying to sound cool, but you’re just being weird.
Hey Guys, I’m gonna be rich one day.”, he’s broke.
Hey Guys, I just won a fight.”, he fell down.
Hey Guys, I’m gonna be famous.”, he’s still in his mom’s basement.
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A greeting people use when they don’t know you or just want to be cool. Also, a band that sounds like a hot dog at a concert.
Hey Guys, I just met you.”, he’s been following you for a week.
Hey Guys, I’m in a band.”, he just started singing.
Hey Guys, I’m a rockstar.”, he’s wearing pajamas.
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A person who thinks they're cool but is just a mess. They talk too much and don’t know when to stop.
Hey Guys, I’m cool.”, he just tripped.
Hey Guys, I’m gonna be a millionaire.”, he’s broke.
Hey Guys, I’m the best.”, he lost a fight.
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