A Herzog

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when a girl hits the sheets with one guy and then tries to get her claws into his buddy before he can even pull his pants up

Just came out of the bathroom. I'm still dizzy. She was like, 'Hey, want to make it a three-way?'

He had a boner the size of a hot dog. She had a boner the size of a hot dog and a half.

I said no. She said I was a disappointment. I said I was her disappointment.

a last name that means 'Duke' in German. Also means 'I'm rich and I know it.'

My cousin's a Herzog. He drives a Tesla and still calls his mom 'Mama.'

She's got a Herzog on her Instagram. He's got a Tesla and a side hustle.

He said he was a Herzog. I said, 'You're not rich, you're just desperate.'

when you do something you know is stupid because your friends are making you look like a fool

They told me to do it. I did it. Now I have a broken nose and a broken heart.

I did it. They laughed. I cried. Now I'm going to cry in the corner.

They said, 'Do it!' I said, 'Why?' They said, 'Because we said so!'

when you throw up in your own mouth like it's a personal attack

I Herzog-ed in the middle of a Zoom call. My boss looked like he wanted to die.

He Herzog-ed in front of the whole class. The teacher had to leave the room.

She Herzog-ed on the bus. The driver started crying.

when you've been with or trained by someone from the Herzog family. You're now a Herzog. You're now a Herzog. You're now a Herzog.

I was trained by a Herzog. Now I know how to flirt and eat chicken at the same time.

I played with a Herzog. Now I know how to flirt and eat chicken at the same time.

I was coached by a Herzog. Now I know how to flirt and eat chicken at the same time.

a guy who acts like he's easy but is actually a nightmare. He snaps at girls all day and then goes home and snaps at his mom.

He said he was easy. Then he snapped at me. Then he snapped at his mom. Now I'm crying.

He's got a girl on Snapchat. She's got a girl on Snapchat. I've got a girl on Snapchat. They're all snapping at me.

He said he was easy. I believed him. Then he snapped at me. Now I'm crying.